Story time !!

Ok I'm sure you have all played this before but if not the way it works. We start with a sentance people add there own and we build a stroy u can add anything u want but u only have one sentance u cant add again untill somone else posts. It kinda has to make sence to what was said before but It don't always work eg two people posting same time lol but we can try and hopefully make a very funny silly story that will keep us amused for oooo 5 mins lol sooo let's get started....

I was sailing around navyfeild one day when .....

...a weed-smoking gerbil sped passed me in a hot pink gas powered yatch yacht (Learn to spell dumbnuts) doing...

...it's daily routine of tagging each ship with pink graffiti; such as, ...

.... mini me in a suit and he went on singing....

while rubbing peanut butter into his ass crack.

then going to barn to die in yard after..

.. Suddenly five Japanese dive bombers emerged from some magical clouds...

spreading rainbows of love and happiness while singing Y M C A in their radios...

...and are getting eaten by Godzilla who is annoyed by all their noise...

Meanwhile Mothra ass rapes those two midget japanese girls singing some god awful song praising jesus the Zombie......

While godzilla is taking a bath in a pool of peptobismol and getting salvos of cherries sprinkled all over him and then...

star wars kid come by and start humping the angry german kid while he blows a couple vessel at his NF account which

just recently got indefinitely locked by the GMs for

cheating on zitrone with a blow up doll, which she reacted by...

sticking red hot pokers in her eye sockets, singing the praises of easter morning...

then. two japanese midgets died because godzilla eat them

thus making face criy as his 2 of potential midget fuckbuddies in japan dissappeared